http://www.superlowcarb.com/carbohydrate/counting/ Carbohydrate counting is the way to get some action. en-us Mon, 15 May 2006 17:43:28 EDT Mon, 15 May 2006 17:43:28 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 ... or don't get busy at all! That's right. No one is going to want to hook up with you if you are fat. This is America! We are as superficial as a society can get. If you have big brains and a big heart, we really do not care as a populace. This is why you need to start carbohydrate counting, as it is your carb intake that makes you the bloated behemoth that you are now and you must slim down in order to win acceptance into this world. We are being completely seriousness. Even your money isn't going to keep her coming back for that long. Women want to be a trophy wife for a rich carbohydrate counter. A person that knows he can manage his carbohydrate and keep a slim figure. Lame as it is, carbohydrate counting is good for you Let's face it, chicks dig dudes with really ripped abs. That is why you need to start pumping iron. But before that you need to ditch those carbs that attach themselves to your sides and thighs. Parasites. Each bite of bread may slowly be taking away your chances of getting laid tonight. Amazing, but true. So, better start carbohydrate counting! Think you can handle that simple task? It is vital that you decipher the good carbs from the bad, however, because it is not as simple as going low carbohydrate or going to the fat farm. It is imperative that you understand the differences between these things, as some are good for you and some are just empty blubber. With good, or complex carbs, you stay full longer, and can power yourself through the workouts you need to get huge. Kind of like steroids for a normal person. Except that they don't make your gonads shrink or give you a really hairy back. Nor are they illegal. Good carbs are just good thinking. So start carbohydrate counting. Enough out of us! Mon, 15 May 2006 17:43:28 EDT